"He called me five seconds after he left my house, hasn’t even left my neighborhood, and is like, ‘Hey dude, I left my jacket,’ his favorite jacket. ‘I left it on your coat rack.’ So im like, ‘Dude, just turn around, come grab it. You’re like, three seconds from my house.’ He said, ‘Nah, nah, dont even worry about it.’ I’m like, ‘I can bring it to you tomorrow.’ Hes like, ‘Ah, no, don’t even worry about it.’ It’s like he knew, cause I always loved that jacket and he knew that I always loved it. And there his favorite jacket is sitting on my coat rack right now. I haven’t touched it."

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this isn’t even that funny.its just getting rebloged for tom.

this isn’t even that funny.its just getting rebloged for tom.

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only part of the movie i like

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Brandon Weeden, proud American. 

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